One of my regrets from traveling was missing the chance to see China. I don't mean Hong Kong, the Great Wall, the Forbidden City, or fields of never ending rice patties. No no no, what I missed out on was hunting for the elusive creature of China!
Now, I don't mean bang bang with a huge spark and projectile. I'm talking a grand expedition, an epic adventure, a quest to the mysterious hidden mountains. The living spaces of the wondrous Ailuropoda melanoleuca, which by the way means "cat-foot black and white". Oh yes, this vicious creature stalks its pray on quiet feet likened to a cat, and it's powerful jaws capable of tearing through the tough, chewy, fibrous parts of... bamboo???
Well folks, I don't need China! That's right, rather than a safari into the wilds of Asia, one simply needs to learn how to navigate a concrete steel jungle, looming towers and spires of apartment buildings, winding river-like subways and dangerous metallic creatures with bright white lights. After an unknown amount of subterranean travel time, one would reemerge from the bowels of the Earth to find oneself a few blocks from Starbucks - a most important stop for warmth on these cold snowy days. Then onwards across the street to the National Zoo in Washington D.C.
I have tried to see the pandas many a times. After the nth attempt during the warm months, I finally tried after a snow storm. Huzzah! Who knew that pandas needed snow to encourage them to romp outside!!!!! And here he is... Tian Tian
Now, I don't mean bang bang with a huge spark and projectile. I'm talking a grand expedition, an epic adventure, a quest to the mysterious hidden mountains. The living spaces of the wondrous Ailuropoda melanoleuca, which by the way means "cat-foot black and white". Oh yes, this vicious creature stalks its pray on quiet feet likened to a cat, and it's powerful jaws capable of tearing through the tough, chewy, fibrous parts of... bamboo???
Well folks, I don't need China! That's right, rather than a safari into the wilds of Asia, one simply needs to learn how to navigate a concrete steel jungle, looming towers and spires of apartment buildings, winding river-like subways and dangerous metallic creatures with bright white lights. After an unknown amount of subterranean travel time, one would reemerge from the bowels of the Earth to find oneself a few blocks from Starbucks - a most important stop for warmth on these cold snowy days. Then onwards across the street to the National Zoo in Washington D.C.
I have tried to see the pandas many a times. After the nth attempt during the warm months, I finally tried after a snow storm. Huzzah! Who knew that pandas needed snow to encourage them to romp outside!!!!! And here he is... Tian Tian
He's adorable! :)
ReplyDeleteCan't. Stop. Watching. The. Cuteness.
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